Adventure in the bathroom: Part V

You ever notice when your in a large crowd of people and you either smell extremely obnoxious body odor coming from next to you, or a lady wearing so much deodorant you can't breath?
Regular pharmacy deodorant: Poison. Now why is this the case? Because of one main ingredient: Aluminum. Now in marketing standards(we don't care about the people, just the money)its a quick fix for bad body odor because it shrinks the pores, not allowing any sweat or to odor pass through your glands. This is almost as disturbing, as the plastic surgical operation to have your arm pit pores permantly blocked off; so you no longer excrete sweat from those glands. Now I know this doesn't sound like a bad thing, but your arm pits are there for a reason! They let all the toxins out through your sweat. If its not coming out your pits, its either coming out your forehead, or its gestating in your pores and creating a world of bacteria! Aluminum is not only a bad thing because of that reason; it is also a poison to the human body. It is one of the main causes of Alzheimer's, foggy brain, slower reflexes, etc. When you switch from your aluminum brand of deodorant; you will notice an increase in clarity of thought!

The solution:

I have found the following brands of deodorant not carrying aluminum work great!

$3-5 Salt rock:
You can pick this up at your specialty health food store, or in the natural health care section of your regular grocer. The salt is anti-bacterial, and keeps your pores tight for minimal odor! My fiance uses this, he is a gardener/carpenter, he works in the sun all day and comes home w/out a bit of scent!(He reccomends to run it under water for a second to wet it, before applying for maximum effect)

$3-5 Jason Tea Tree oil deoderant:
Tea tree oil is a natural anti-bacterial, and deodorizer. My dad uses this brand because it is the only one he doesn't have an allergic reaction to.

$5 Herbal clear sport(No aluminum, dyes or alcohol!):
This is the brand I personally use. The scents are mild and slighty soapy, for men and women.
Works great, but depending on the person; I use it twice a day.

If you have any great brands of aluminum free deodorant, I'd love to know about them!